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Created by sadbutterfly125 14 months ago for
Mike Pence
Mike Pence
We don't want CDC guidance getting in the way of schools reopening.
Alien
Alien
Don't let science get in the way.
Created by wiseguy 15 months ago for
Alien
Alien
The only reason you have a job is because there are limits to Elon Musk's attention.
Created by AlexanderOlsen 16 months ago for
Alien
Alien
The most dangerous people in the world are those who have no doubt.
Created by JoaquinaDias 16 months ago for
Alien
Alien
I want to congratulate you.
Third World Dictator
Third World Dictator
Thank you.
Alien
Alien
It's an achievement that with a lack of ethics and brutality,  that you have turned your territory 
Alien
Alien
into an inverted meritocracy for the benefit of incompetents like you.
Created by JoaquinaDias 16 months ago for
Governor
Governor
Our political party is on the side of justice.
Alien
Alien
I agree, perpetuating the fiction that our party is the one on the side of justice...
Alien
Alien
increases pleasurable feelings of self-righteousness and outrage euphoria.
Created by JoaquinaDias 16 months ago for
Governor
Governor
It is important for you as a member of our political party to convince others to join our movement.
Alien
Alien
Understood.  I will tell potential converts that there is great emotional satisfaction to be had...
Alien
Alien
by participating in unrestrained and self-congratulatory virtue signalling.
Created by AlexanderOlsen 16 months ago for
Alien
Alien
Governor, I have decided to join your political party.  I have memorized your positions and am fully prepared to blindly endorse them in public.
Governor
Governor
Good, we need more supporters who care about these important issues.
Alien
Alien
Yes, I intend to exhibit extreme outrage and vitriol towards anyone who suggests these issues are multi-faceted.
Created by JoaquinaDias 17 months ago for
Alien
Alien
I wasted money on an over-sized dwelling filled with expensive ornaments.
Alien
Alien
It is a powerful signal of wealth because it is hard to fake such a conspicuous waste of money.
Human
Human
You don't need to explain, your ability to acquire resources is attractive.
Created by AshAble 17 months ago for
Man
Man

What is the most successful story in the world?

Alien
Alien
Money
Alien
Alien

It’s a fiction, created from pure trust.

Created by EnzoThomas 17 months ago for
Suit Man
Suit Man

 I love to wear suits because they are elegant.

Alien
Alien
You love to wear suits
Alien
Alien
because it communicates to others that you believe in the same stories.
Created by leftofright 17 months ago for
Martha Macullum (Fox)
Martha Macullum (Fox)
Why did the Obama administration not inform Trump of their security concerns about Flynn?
Alien
Alien
They did!
Created by Tilde 17 months ago for
CNN
CNN
Fox news can't get it's story straight on Hydroxychloroquine
Alien
Alien
Does a news organization need to get it's story straight or should people allowed to disagree with each other?  
Alien
Alien
CNN believes dissenting opinions should be banned.
Created by wiseguy 9 months ago for
Alien
Alien
Hi Priest, I have decided to join your religion!
Priest
Priest
Thanks great news!
Alien
Alien
I have read through the book of preposterous fictions that you endorse and have committed myself to pretending to believing them.
Priest
Priest
Umm,,,
Created by wiseguy 9 months ago for
Alien
Alien
Hi Priest, to demonstrate my commitment to our religion, I intend to spend interminable hours listening to you state patent absurdities as though they were facts.
Alien
Alien
I will also act out many pointless and boring rituals in your facilities with pretend seriousness.
Priest
Priest
I admire your enthusiasm, but I think you are missing some important points about joining our religion.
Created by dark_web 12 months ago for
Senator
Senator
My ancestors were far more accomplished that the ancestors of others.
Alien
Alien
Yes.  It's a good reminder of how quickly
Alien
Alien
competence can turn into incompetence.