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Created by TracyMill 11 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
We are all American's now.  I call on my supporters to unite with those who voted against me!
Joe Biden's inner devil
Joe Biden's inner devil
Including the Nazis and white supremacists?
Created by TracyMill 11 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
My son Hunter is the smartest person I know.
Honest Joe Biden
Honest Joe Biden
Replace "smartest" with "most deviant"
Created by fakenewshero 11 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Trump thinks that neo-Nazis spewing anti-sematic bile with veins bulging are fine people.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
I'm basing my entire campaign on this lie created by a deceptively edited video.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Here is the real video.  
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
This video of the president of Israel also contradicts what I'm saying.
Created by fakenewshero 11 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Russia is feeding Rudy Guliani disinformation about me that is not true.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
I'm amazed this Russian disinformation message is working given a witness has come forward.
Created by BrenoBarbosa 13 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Trump is to blame for all corona deaths.
Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld
Joe needs to be careful.  He's going to run out of room for future demonization
Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld
Once you've gone beyond Hilter, where can the evil fantasies go next? 
Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld
Is there a limit to how evil the democrats can make Trump?  
Created by AlexanderOlsen 13 months ago for
Chris Wallace (Fox)
Chris Wallace (Fox)
What is your biggest worry?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?
Created by AlexanderOlsen 13 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?
Created by BrenoBarbosa 13 months ago for
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
OK Joe,  we've scripted the questions, all you have to do is read the answers from the teleprompter
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
Whatever you do don't say anything that will give away that we have a teleprompter.
First question
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Before I answer this question I just need to tell my assistant to scroll up the teleprompter
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
🤦‍♂️  the press is going to eat me alive!
Created by HassanHengeveld 13 months ago for
Chris Wallace (Fox)
Chris Wallace (Fox)
What would be your worst nightmare?
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
To have to spend an hour with my most fanatical supporter.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
To have to spend an hour with Trump's most fanatical supporter.
Created by BrenoBarbosa 13 months ago for
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi
There should be no debates.  Debates legitimize the president.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
That's genius Nancy.  
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Keep lowering the bar of expectation for my performance by making it seem like I don't want debates.
Created by BrenoBarbosa 13 months ago for
Fine People Hoax
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
He said there were very fine people on both sides
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists.  
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
You understand that I need people to believe you and your supporters are nazis in order to win?
Created by Jill999 16 months ago for
Identical Situation
Peter Schiff
Peter Schiff
Guys, I've found an identical George Floyd situation on the internet.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Um Peter Schiff, no.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
That guy is white.
Created by FireComey 16 months ago for
Law and Order
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Ha ha.  The right expects me to chide the looters and call for law and order.
Barack Obama
Barack Obama
They don't want this to continue until November.🤣
Created by Fargrof 21 hours ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
For the better part of the 20th century, America led the world in investments in ourselves, in our people, in our country. But now, we risk losing our edge as a nation. Passing the Build Back Better Agenda will help us regain the momentum that we’ve  lost.
Created by Fargrof 3 days ago for
United States government official
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
With the expanded Child Tax Credit, working families are getting the relief they need thanks to the American Rescue Plan. This money is making a difference for countless Americans and lifting millions of kids out of poverty.