We are all American's now.  I call on my supporters to unite with those who voted against me!

Including the Nazis and white supremacists?

My son Hunter is the smartest person I know.

Replace "smartest" with "most deviant"

Trump thinks that neo-Nazis spewing anti-sematic bile with veins bulging are fine people.

I'm basing my entire campaign on this lie created by a deceptively edited video.

Here is the real video.  

This video of the president of Israel also contradicts what I'm saying.

Russia is feeding Rudy Guliani disinformation about me that is not true.

I'm amazed this Russian disinformation message is working given a witness has come forward.

Trump is to blame for all corona deaths.

Joe needs to be careful.  He's going to run out of room for future demonization

Once you've gone beyond Hilter, where can the evil fantasies go next? 

Is there a limit to how evil the democrats can make Trump?  

What is your biggest worry?

The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.

I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.

Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?

Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.

What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?

OK Joe,  we've scripted the questions, all you have to do is read the answers from the teleprompter

Whatever you do don't say anything that will give away that we have a teleprompter.

Before I answer this question I just need to tell my assistant to scroll up the teleprompter

🤦‍♂️  the press is going to eat me alive!

What would be your worst nightmare?

To have to spend an hour with my most fanatical supporter.

To have to spend an hour with Trump's most fanatical supporter.

There should be no debates.  Debates legitimize the president.

That's genius Nancy.  

Keep lowering the bar of expectation for my performance by making it seem like I don't want debates.

He said there were very fine people on both sides

I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists.  

You understand that I need people to believe you and your supporters are nazis in order to win?

Guys, I've found an identical George Floyd situation on the internet.

Um Peter Schiff, no.

That guy is white.

Ha ha.  The right expects me to chide the looters and call for law and order.

They don't want this to continue until November.🤣