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Created by JoaquinaDias 15 months ago for
Alien
Alien
I want to congratulate you.
Third World Dictator
Third World Dictator
Thank you.
Alien
Alien
It's an achievement that with a lack of ethics and brutality,  that you have turned your territory 
Alien
Alien
into an inverted meritocracy for the benefit of incompetents like you.
Created by JoaquinaDias 15 months ago for
Governor
Governor
Our political party is on the side of justice.
Alien
Alien
I agree, perpetuating the fiction that our party is the one on the side of justice...
Alien
Alien
increases pleasurable feelings of self-righteousness and outrage euphoria.
Created by JoaquinaDias 15 months ago for
Governor
Governor
It is important for you as a member of our political party to convince others to join our movement.
Alien
Alien
Understood.  I will tell potential converts that there is great emotional satisfaction to be had...
Alien
Alien
by participating in unrestrained and self-congratulatory virtue signalling.
Created by JoaquinaDias 15 months ago for
Third World Dictator
Third World Dictator
I encourage my citizens to celebrate their history and culture.
Alien
Alien
I understand you distracting your citizens from their failing government and miserable existence
Alien
Alien
with badly organized celebrations of your inferior culture.
Created by JoaquinaDias 15 months ago for
Corruption
Alien
Alien
Senator, I will your campaign donate to your charitable foundation, pay you for speeches 
Alien
Alien
and hire your children and in return you will support laws that are advantageous to my business.
Senator
Senator
Please don't say the second part out loud.
Created by JoaquinaDias 15 months ago for
Governor
Governor
People need to know our opponents are intentionally lying.
Alien
Alien
Yes.  I agree people need to know this good news that they are intentionally lying.
Alien
Alien
If our opponents believed their lies like our supporters do, it might start a war.
Created by JoaquinaDias 15 months ago for
Governor
Governor
It is important for our political party to get out the message that facts matter.
Alien
Alien
Got it.  It is important for us to broadcast the message that facts matter...
Alien
Alien
while at the same time hiding the fact that the issues are more multi-faceted than we are claiming.