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Created by Tonyweaver 10 months ago for
Marsha Blackburn
Marsha Blackburn
We will never rewrite the Constitution of the United States.
Citizen
Citizen
Without changes to the constitution you would not be a senator,
Citizen
Citizen
we would both not be allowed to vote,
Citizen
Citizen
And I would be a slave.
Created by BrenoBarbosa 10 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Trump is to blame for all corona deaths.
Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld
Joe needs to be careful.  He's going to run out of room for future demonization
Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld
Once you've gone beyond Hilter, where can the evil fantasies go next? 
Greg Gutfeld
Greg Gutfeld
Is there a limit to how evil the democrats can make Trump?  
Created by BrenoBarbosa 10 months ago for
Neutral Person
Neutral Person
I was abused
Neutral Person
Neutral Person
by whoever Trump elects to the supreme court.
Neutral Person
Neutral Person
The details are still hazy.
Created by EgeFahri 10 months ago for
Jesus
Jesus
The poor are blessed.
Trump Supporter
Trump Supporter
All people are blessed.
Created by EgeFahri 10 months ago for
Jared Kushner
Jared Kushner
Dad, why do you never hire people who are actually qualified to do the job?
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I do sometimes.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I hired Stormy Daniels, right?
Created by EgeFahri 10 months ago for
Mr Higher Ethics
Mr Higher Ethics
Both parties are equally bad.
Mr Higher Ethics
Mr Higher Ethics
So you shouldn't vote for Biden.
Created by EgeFahri 10 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
It will start getting cooler.  
Reporter
Reporter
I wish the science agreed with you.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't think science knows actually
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
😢
Created by AlexanderOlsen 10 months ago for
If Trump was Churchill:
September 1939
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The Nazis will disappear by April.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Like a miracle.
Created by AlexanderOlsen 10 months ago for
Chris Wallace (Fox)
Chris Wallace (Fox)
What is your biggest worry?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?
Created by AlexanderOlsen 10 months ago for
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?
Created by AhmetCandan 10 months ago for
George Bush
George Bush
I killed Sadam Hussein
Barak Obama
Barak Obama
I killed Osama Bin Ladan
Donald the Joker
Donald the Joker
I killed 200,000 americans
Created by Tonyweaver 10 months ago for
Donald Trump is the Joker
Donald Trump is the Joker
The world is an angry place
Donald Trump is the Joker
Donald Trump is the Joker
The world is a mess.
Created by Tonyweaver 10 months ago for
New Trump Advisor
New Trump Advisor
The data contradicts your position on the issue.
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
If you ever show me data again that contradicts my long held views
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
you're fired.
Created by Tonyweaver 10 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Nobody has more respect for women than I do.
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
🤦‍♂️
Created by BrenoBarbosa 10 months ago for
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
OK Joe,  we've scripted the questions, all you have to do is read the answers from the teleprompter
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
Whatever you do don't say anything that will give away that we have a teleprompter.
First question
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Before I answer this question I just need to tell my assistant to scroll up the teleprompter
TJ Ducklo
TJ Ducklo
🤦‍♂️  the press is going to eat me alive!