Without changes to the constitution you would not be a senator,

we would both not be allowed to vote,

And I would be a slave.

Trump is to blame for all corona deaths.

Joe needs to be careful.  He's going to run out of room for future demonization

Once you've gone beyond Hilter, where can the evil fantasies go next? 

Is there a limit to how evil the democrats can make Trump?  

I was abused

by whoever Trump elects to the supreme court.

The details are still hazy.

The poor are blessed.

All people are blessed.

Dad, why do you never hire people who are actually qualified to do the job?

I do sometimes.

I hired Stormy Daniels, right?

Both parties are equally bad.

So you shouldn't vote for Biden.

It will start getting cooler.  

I wish the science agreed with you.

I don't think science knows actually

😢

The Nazis will disappear by April.

Like a miracle.

What is your biggest worry?

The  kleptocracy is somehow ended and politics is no longer a way to get rich.

I don't agree with Joe on many things, but this is my biggest worry too.

Can you imagine the type of people who would become politicians if there was no money in it?

Climate change is a big threat so I will reduce emissions and create sustainable livable cities.

What if climate change is a hoax and we build a better world for nothing?

I killed Sadam Hussein

I killed Osama Bin Ladan

I killed 200,000 americans

The world is an angry place

The world is a mess.

The data contradicts your position on the issue.

If you ever show me data again that contradicts my long held views

you're fired.

Nobody has more respect for women than I do.

🤦‍♂️

OK Joe,  we've scripted the questions, all you have to do is read the answers from the teleprompter

Whatever you do don't say anything that will give away that we have a teleprompter.

Before I answer this question I just need to tell my assistant to scroll up the teleprompter

🤦‍♂️  the press is going to eat me alive!