He said there were very fine people on both sides

I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white nationalists.  

You understand that I need people to believe you and your supporters are nazis in order to win?

OK Joe,  we've scripted the questions, all you have to do is read the answers from the teleprompter

Whatever you do don't say anything that will give away that we have a teleprompter.

Before I answer this question I just need to tell my assistant to scroll up the teleprompter

🤦‍♂️  the press is going to eat me alive!

There should be no debates.  Debates legitimize the president.

That's genius Nancy.  

Keep lowering the bar of expectation for my performance by making it seem like I don't want debates.

Trump is to blame for all corona deaths.

Joe needs to be careful.  He's going to run out of room for future demonization

Once you've gone beyond Hilter, where can the evil fantasies go next? 

Is there a limit to how evil the democrats can make Trump?  

Let them eat cake

Let them eat ice cream

I was abused

by whoever Trump elects to the supreme court.

The details are still hazy.

Donald Trump is a  clueless con man whose only interest is money and power.

Why did he make his life hard by renegotiating NAFTA, China trade , NATO dues, defusing North Korea

moving the embassy to Jerusalem, exiting Iran deal ,killing Soleimani, appointing originalists,

reducing drug prices, regs, taxes,  avoiding war,  improving criminal justice and mid east peace?