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Slave Owner
Slave Owner

I’m a slave owner because a historical anomaly gives me the power to do it.

Slave Owner Conscience
Slave Owner Conscience

I’m not feeling good about your justification.  I need a better story.

Slave Owner
Slave Owner

I’m a slave owner because my race is superior and other races are sub human and don’t have similar feelings and aspirations to me.

Slave Owner Conscience
Slave Owner Conscience

OK I feel much better about this now.

Created by EnzoThomas 11 months ago for
Joe
Joe
I love kids.
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
#MeToo
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
#MeToo
Catholic Priests
Catholic Priests
#UsToo
May cause material offence
Created by EnzoThomas 11 months ago for
Dumb King
Dumb King
300 years ago my ancestors enslaved your ancestors and therefore I am entitled to rule over you for all time.
The Peasants
The Peasants
Kill him!!!
Smart King
Smart King

When the gods created man he made my class the rulers and your class the followers so that we could all be happy.

The Peasants
The Peasants

Hail our leader!!

Created by EnzoThomas 11 months ago for
Suit Man
Suit Man

 I love to wear suits because they are elegant.

Alien
Alien
You love to wear suits
Alien
Alien
because it communicates to others that you believe in the same stories.
Created by EnzoThomas 11 months ago for
Osama Bin Ladin
Osama Bin Ladin
Death to America
Osama Bin Ladin
Osama Bin Ladin
Death to the West
Also Osama Bin Ladin
Also Osama Bin Ladin
American dollars welcome here
Created by EnzoThomas 11 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Fraud will happen if we have mail-in ballots.
Twitter
Twitter
Fact checked - False!
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
So people have motive and mail-in ballots give them opportunity.  
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Twitter, what exactly exactly is stopping them committing fraud?
Created by EnzoThomas 11 months ago for
Man
Man

Men ended up at the top of the social hierarchy because they are physically stronger than women.

Alien
Alien

Social power is not correlated with physical strength.

Alien
Alien

You don’t become Pope by beating up all the cardinals.

Created by EnzoThomas 11 months ago for
Donald Trump says
Donald Trump says
Every life is important and tanking the economy was worth it to save lives.
Donald Trump thinks
Donald Trump thinks
I going to kill Fauci and the others for what they made me do!!