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Created by KennethGrant 17 months ago for
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
Andrew, think of a credible alibi in case anyone accuses you of having sex with an underage girl. 
Emily Maitlis
Emily Maitlis
A girl is accusing you of having sex with her.  Did you have sex with her?
Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew
A man must take positive action to have sex.  You can't  forget positive action even if you try.
Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew
I don't remember it therefore positive action didn't happen with her.  Make sense?
May cause material offence
Created by KennethGrant 15 months ago for
Harvard University
Harvard University
We have discovered that our founder was a racist pig.
Harvard University
Harvard University
We are henceforth changing our name to
George Floyd University
George Floyd University
George Floyd University.
Created by KennethGrant 16 months ago for
Insurance Policy
Lisa Page
Lisa Page
Oh no, the economy is improving!
Peter Strzock (FBI)
Peter Strzock (FBI)
Don't worry, I'll stop it.  
Lisa Page
Lisa Page
Hold on Peter, remember what happened last time.
Created by KennethGrant 17 months ago for
Everyone in the World
Everyone in the World
The stock market has lost contact with reality because of Fed money printing.
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan
You're acting like this is something recent.  
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan
Do you have another reason other than money printing as to why stocks have been going up for the last 10 years despite very weak corporate performance?
Created by KennethGrant 16 months ago for
Law and Order
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Law and order!
Lady Justice
Lady Justice
The distress normal citizens feel now and want to end with force is the distress the poorest feel on a daily basis.
Created by KennethGrant 16 months ago for
Our ancestors
Our ancestors
I have a 50% chance of dying but the adventure and rewards are worth it.
Modern Man
Modern Man
If there is even a 0.1% chance of the coronavirus killing me I'm staying at home forever.
Created by KennethGrant 16 months ago for
Looting
Random Guy
Random Guy
Why have politicians been so timid in their reaction to the looters?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
You almost sound like you want this to stop???
Created by KennethGrant 16 months ago for
LAPD
LAPD
A curfew is in place.
Random Guy
Random Guy
Is this for the coronavirus
Random Guy
Random Guy
Or the looting virus?
Created by KennethGrant 16 months ago for
Virtue Signalers
Virtue Signalers
 We protest your use of sweatshops.
Apple
Apple
We are terminating the use of sweatshops but will have to increase the cost of the phone by 3X.
Virtue Signalers
Virtue Signalers
We protest the excessive cost of the Apple phone.
Created by KennethGrant 17 months ago for
Lion Prince
Lion Prince

Dad, why do all these animals think you are a good ruler

Lion Prince
Lion Prince

when you would eat them alive literally at the first opportunity.

Lion King
Lion King

Son, they are all suffering from

Lion King
Lion King

cognitive dissonance.

Created by KennethGrant 17 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

We killed Soleimani to make the world more safe.

Everyone else in the world
Everyone else in the world
We don't feel...
Everyone else in the world
Everyone else in the world
safer
Created by KennethGrant 17 months ago for
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
It's almost time for the "New Year, New Me" bollocks.
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
I just wanted to assure everyone that I will continue to be the 
Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale
fabulous bitch I've always been
Created by KennethGrant 17 months ago for
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
The Mueller Probe said my campaign did nothing wrong.
Anderson Cooper
Anderson Cooper
Why are half your former campaign team including Mueller and Stone now in prison?