I  wouldn't mind if the earth got destroyed in a giant fireball, 

if I first get to have a second term.

We are all American's now.  I call on my supporters to unite with those who voted against me!

Including the Nazis and white supremacists?

We must make sure we check for election fraud before calling the election.

And we  all  thought the days of having to defend idiotic conspiracy theories were finally over.

I've found a way to monetize misinformation through my podcast.

Amateur!

It's disgusting that Trump won't concede.  There is no evidence of election fraud.

I'm praying that bastard doesn't find any evidence of material election fraud.  

My son Hunter is the smartest person I know.

Replace "smartest" with "most deviant"

We are rounding the turn, time to open up.

It's time to sacrifice old people for the sake of the economy.

I did not take a single penny from foreign governments, check my tax returns.

Of course only the dumbest criminal in the world would report his criminal gains to the IRS.

We are at war with the neocons for the soul of our nation.  I want Fauci's head on a pike!

Am I'm being provocative enough?

Am I the only one who thinks the biggest tragedy to come out of this pandemic  is my election loss?

Anyone else had a dream in which an tyrannical puppet master mistook you for an abused puppet?

ZERO PEOPLE LOST THEIR LIVES IN THE PANDEMIC THAT WOULDN'T HAVE DIED ANYWAY.  FACT!

Anyone else ever had  the sudden impulse to grab his boss by the neck?

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I've found a way to monetize misinformation through my podcast.

Amateur!